I used to say that my college degree was as useless as burnt plastic. While I was working at a major software company that shall remain name...

 My stupid human trick is a thing of the past. It was the product of a 20-something body and excessive physical conditioning. It was also pe...

In May of 1987, I put on a stupidly expensive evening gown that I'd bought (while still in high school) without any hope of ever getting...